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THE MILLION SQUADRON

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[Feb. 16th, 2005|06:28 pm]
THE MILLION SQUADRON

themillionsquad

[shotgunpanda]


MY APPLICATION

STATE NAME:
Oregon
ARE YOU A ROBOT?
Sometimes in the bathtub.
WHERE DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE MILLION SQUAD FROM?
Commented in my Livejournal that has better pictures/stories than your Livejournal.
DO YOU LIKE ONEMILLION?
It's a robot isn't it?
WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
"Do you want me?" by the beautiful and talented Hillary Duff.
DO PRIMARY COLOURS MAKE YOU CONTENT?
I only deal in shades and tints thank you very much.
DO YOU LIKE MAGNETS?
No.
ARE YOU A FEMALE?
What is strong enough for a man, but made for a women? THE BACK OF MY HAND.
ARE YOU POLISH?
Oddly enough yes.

LONG ANSWERS EFFORT COUNTS.
WHO OR WHAT IS YOUR ARCH NEMEISIS?
WHY?

People who spell the word "nemesis" wrong. It's not that hard of a word.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF EMOTIONS?
Who the fuck needs them. Women have enough emotion for all of us. Stupid emotional cunts.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF DEMOCRACY?
As long as I can get my cheeseburgers at affordable prices, I have no grips about the way the government is run.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HITLER? STALIN? TROTSKY?
Hitler was ugly, angry, slightly insane and genious. Stalin was just plain insane. In Soviet Russia, Trotsky drinks you!

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF CAPS LOCK?
THEY KIND OF GET ANNOYING AFTER A WHILE LIKE WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO SOMEONE AND THEY TYPE IN ALL CAPS AND THEY JUST KEEP ON TALKING IN ONE BIG SENTENCE WITH ALL ABSENCE OF PUNCUATION OR GRAMMER AND THEY SAY ANNOYING THINGS LIKE "KEWL" AND "D00D" AND "SUP" AND INSTEAD OF TYPING WORDS THEY TYPE "U" AND "R" AND "GAY" AND I THINK FOR SOME REASON THEY BROKE THEIR PERIOD KEY BECAUSE ITS JUST ONE BIG SENTENCE THEY KEEP TALKING IN AND THEN THEY START 2 TALK LIKE DIS AND U PROLLY CANT REALLY READ WUT THEY R TYPING CUZ THEY LIKE TO SOUND LIKE MORONS BCUZ THEY THINK ITS COO.

WHY DO YOU WANT TO JOIN THE MILLION SQUADRON?
AND EVEN WHEN YOU ASK THEM A QUESTION THEY JUST KEEP ON TALKING ABOUT SHIT YOU DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT AND THEY JUS KEEP TALKIN LIKE DIS ABOUT STUPID SHIT FUCKING SHIT YOU DONT FUCKING FUCK CARE FUCKING ABOUT BECAUSE THEY ARE STUPID MOTHER FUCKING CUNT ASSHOLE PEICES OF SHIT WHO CANT FUCKING TYPE OR ANYTHING AND THEY JUST SIT THERE ON DAY OF DEFEAT CALLING YOU GAY FAGZ AND NOOBZ AND YOU FUCKING FUCKING JUST WANT TO FUCKING KILL THOSE STUPID LITTLE 12 YEAR OLD MOTHER FUCKERS.

HOW WILL YOU JOINING BENEFIT THE MILLION SQUADRON?
'Cause I can type well and I take better pictures than you and I have better stories and my icon is better and my penis is bigger.

WHY SHOULD YOU BE SPARED?
Question is, whether or not I'll spare you.

WRITE A POEM, TWO-TEN LINES IN LENGTH, THAT REFLECTS YOU AND YOUR OPPIONS OF THE MILLION SQUADRON.
Spell check this quiz then ask me again.

PROMOTE THE MILLION SQUADRON IN ANOTHER COMMUNITY. SHOW US THE DIRECT LINK HERE. http://www.livejournal.com/users/shotgunpanda/68506.html

SHOW ONE TO FOUR PICTURES OF YOU. NO MORE OR LESS. CAMERA WHORE PICTURES NOT APPRICIATED.

FUCK YA!

LEAVE WITH A FINAL WORD
Preponderant

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Comments:
[User Picture]From: sixmillion
2005-02-17 03:47 am (UTC)

YES

+ HILLARY DUFF
+ STALIN
+ TOOLS
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[User Picture]From: 3eyedjesusfish
2005-02-18 12:24 am (UTC)

YES

You are needlessly cockey! good!
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[User Picture]From: inthekeyof_eee
2005-02-19 05:44 pm (UTC)

Yeah.

I do suppose.
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[User Picture]From: lindabaldwin
2005-02-20 12:15 am (UTC)

YES

YOU HAVE MY VOTE.
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[User Picture]From: 3eyedjesusfish
2005-03-25 06:01 am (UTC)
YOU'RE LYING!
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[User Picture]From: shotgunpanda
2005-03-25 08:47 pm (UTC)
He is.
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[User Picture]From: sixmillion
2005-04-16 10:24 pm (UTC)
JOIN THE MILLION SQUAD OR YOU ARE A FOOL.
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[User Picture]From: sixmillion
2005-04-16 10:31 pm (UTC)
FOOLHOOD ACTIVATED.
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[User Picture]From: sixmillion
2005-04-16 10:31 pm (UTC)

DELAYED RESPONSE

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