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FRESH MEAT [Sep. 30th, 2005|07:52 pm]
THE MILLION SQUADRON
themillionsquad
[gotstrings88]

STATE NAME: Kristina
ARE YOU A ROBOT? Sadly, no.
WHERE DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE MILLION SQUAD FROM? 3eyedjesusfish's profile
DO YOU LIKE ONEMILLION? Avast!1!11!!!1onetwo
WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Rainbow Silhouette of the Milky Rain by Deerhoof
DO PRIMARY COLOURS MAKE YOU CONTENT? HULK SMASH PRIMARY COLORS.
DO YOU LIKE MAGNETS? Yes. I discovered that they turn the computer monitor funny colors.
ARE YOU A FEMALE? On Saturdays, yes.
ARE YOU POLISH? I'm pretty sure I'm the only person in Park Ridge who isn't Polish.

LONG ANSWERS EFFORT COUNTS.</b>
WHO OR WHAT IS YOUR ARCH NEMESIS? My arch nemisis would be Bolonga.
WHY? Because damnit, his name is not fuckin' o-s-c-a-r.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF EMOTIONS? They're ok.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF DEMOCRACY? Not nearly as interesting as a Robo-totalitarian government.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HITLER? STALIN? TROTSKY? Hitler had a funny mustache, Stalin declared Dmitri Shostacovitch an enemy of the people, Trotsky was, well, Trotsky. If they had the octopi on there side, they would have been much more successful in everything.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF CAPS LOCK? If it's used in moderation, go for it.

WHY DO YOU WANT TO JOIN THE MILLION SQUADRON? I will volunteer the forces of my robot army and make you sandwiches.

HOW WILL YOU JOINING BENEFIT THE MILLION SQUADRON? You know you want a sandwich.

WHY SHOULD YOU BE SPARED? Because I am the walrus coo-coo-katchu.

WRITE A POEM, TWO-TEN LINES IN LENGTH, THAT REFLECTS YOU AND YOUR OPPINIONS OF THE MILLION SQUADRON.
I'm not terribly creative
of writing poems after three
Because my meds no longer
Save me from my a.d.d
Forgive me for this poem
I am aware it sucks
but I do love the million squad
and Tom owes me 2 bucks.

((He really does owe me money; it's not just shitty rhyming.))

PROMOTE THE MILLION SQUADRON IN ANOTHER COMMUNITY. SHOW US THE DIRECT LINK HERE. http://www.livejournal.com/community/bluelake/217233.html?

SHOW ONE TO FOUR PICTURES OF YOU. NO MORE OR LESS. CAMERA WHORE PICTURES NOT APPRICIATED.





LEAVE WITH A FINAL WORD
DINOSAURS
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Comments:
[User Picture]From: sixmillion
2005-10-02 07:21 pm (UTC)

NO.

SIXMILLION IS DISAPPOINTED IN YOU. LIKING ONEMILLION, BUT NOT PRIMARY COLOURS? YOUR POEM DID NOT ANSWER THE PROMPT.
SIXMILLION THINKS YOU ARE LAME.
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[User Picture]From: shotgunpanda
2005-11-15 06:37 pm (UTC)
+ Would have sex with if I were very drunk
+ Sandwiches
+ ADD medicine

- Not a robot
- Doesn't like primary colors
- Ruins computer monitors
- Not polish
- Screwed up HTML tags
- Hates processed meat
- Made fun of Hitler's stash
- LIKES CAPS LOCK
- Disgraces Beatles lyrics
- Not female on most days

NO

YOU DISAPPOINT ME AS WELL.
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